Holy fuck E3 sucks ass

Mysogynist assholes showing off their really stupid games and RAP STARS.

Thank the gods for Assassin’s Creed III, Tomb Raider, and Dead Space 3.

I think I would have given up on gaming otherwise.

Was I the only one to notice…

loki-odins-son:

That Asgard could easily be misunderstood as Ass-guard

All the weapons are penis metaphors 

Like Thor’s hammer

And Loki’s scepter 

Asgardians are always dressed for role play

Seriously

Even headgear

They use suggestive language

There is poledancing

Then the obsession with kneeling….

And the punishment for trying to take over the world is this

So let’s just all admit it.

ASGARD IS FULL OF PERVERTS.

But that’s okay. We all like it that way.

(Source: loki-odin-son)

pot8tosexual:

ugh so pretty. ;n;

Sharkies c’mere :D

myantiquehabibi:

madame-jazzious-prime:

hussiesprostate:

kerosene-sushi:

highfunctioning-homosapien:

everythingwillberevealed:

timetobeadventurous:

rainbowsaola:

specsonspecs:

Why didn’t anyone make this sooner? I hate when people only use the word “said” in stories.

THANK YOU

BLESS YOUR COW

BLESS THIS POST.

CAN I MARRY A POST?

WHO EVER MADE THIS I LOVE YOU!

GOD BLESS

There is NOTHING wrong with using the word said.

Sure you shouldn’t use it all the time,and variation is a good thing. But writing who don’t know what they’re doing never use said. Said it okay, it’s a place holder, a way point so you know who’s speaking.

That being said, this is a good list!

^ Above

Said is actually supposed to be used in stories more often than anything for dialogue, helps with flow. Even so, I find this list very very helpful. I also find “said” to get repetitious if it’s used like, twelve times in a row for a quick back-and-forth dialogue. My personal rule of thumb is to drop “said” when it becomes obvious which two characters are talking, and only bring it up every now and then to make sure the reader knows which characters are speaking.

Anyways, no one wanted to listen to my writing advise did they? OTL;; 

(Source: imgfave)

princeofdoki:

Instant reblog.

stop what you’re doing and watch

Not reblogging this is a federal offense. 

<3

I can understand if you don’t reblog this. It just means you are not a man.

 this will make a man out of me

I’m never gonna catch my breath when I see this on my dash.

I love this movie so freaking much.

always reblog, no questions asked.

Fuck they establish so much in one stupid montage and it’s so beautiful and no one can question is because it’s done so beautifully!

FACBOOK IS UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR

YOU HAVE TO REBLOG THIS!

I wonder if Disney knows they had young girls perfectly content to grow up and become a man due to this song

I can’t not reblog this. My blog is incomplete without this. Anyone’s blog is incomplete without this. Disney attained musical perfection, and it must be shared by all.

Well, I can’t break the law.

what a good thing to wake up to

(Source: 90sjamz)

dilfosaur:

Anonymous asked you: You should make a picture of Thor hugging Loki and singing Set Fire to the Rain.

what is going on in my inbox

3half:

staceyrabs:

Daft Punk - Digital Love (cover)
Passion Pit - Sleepyhead (Neo Tokyo Remix)
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc
Bob Marley - Is This Love
MGMT - Kids

I SLAMMED THE REBLOG BUTTON SO HARD AFTER HEARING 2.5 SECONDS OF THIS

Pretty fucking awesome, and I thought after living in Florida I would gag at any Bob Marley

darthshadow:

all-american-antichrist:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

So THAT’S what’s been delaying Half Life 3